2006-05-29 [Keyta]: flack??

2006-05-30 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: Yeah, flack... my dad and I drove by a pet store and the sign outside said "Come see the Amazing Flack!" we never did. We don't know what Flack is, but we do know it's amazing. I though it might be a bird and my dad thought it could be a gerbel...

2006-05-30 [Keyta]: or maybe its a ferret thats just all black lol

2006-05-30 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: Could be! lol

2006-05-30 [Caritas]: You lost me'

2006-05-30 [Keyta]: it might be i was like whoa!

2006-05-31 [Caritas]: ...?

2006-05-31 [lordjoesnow]: errrrr....arnt u forgeting something!?

2006-06-01 [Caritas]: What?

2006-06-01 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: He's locked in the box while we are calmly having tea and crumpets and discussing what Flack could be...

2006-06-01 [Caritas]: Oh, that right. HOw was your day?

2006-06-01 [Keyta]: *rolls eyes and throws monkey into a box* there, now wherews my tea.

2006-06-01 [Caritas]: You cant put ME in a box. You'll never get [lordjoesnow] out now..

2006-06-01 [Keyta]: well we can. if you tell us how to get him out. see how you like it lol

2006-06-01 [Caritas]: I'm not telling

2006-06-02 [Keyta]: ok then *locks it and drinks tea*

2006-06-02 [lordjoesnow]: as much as i love being the sacrifice to shut monkey up....i would rather be breathing air

2006-06-02 [Keyta]: *takes a drill and drills a hole* air?

2006-06-02 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: Hey, I wonder if we shove the box down a cliff if that would open it? It might cause some injury to its' occupants, but it might open!

2006-06-03 [Keyta]: yeah it might open!

2006-06-04 [lordjoesnow]: NO NO!!! i like it in here...just dont drop me!!!!

2006-06-04 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: We weren;t going to drop you... we were going to PUSH you over a cliff! What happens from there is out of our hands...

2006-06-05 [Keyta]: *evil smile* yes yes! cliff lol.but first skittles..

2006-06-05 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: What kind? Original or Wild Berry?

2006-06-05 [lordjoesnow]: skittles made me fat:(

2006-06-05 [Keyta]: hmm i was thinkin sour but we can have original. and joe your in the box so no skittles for you lol

2006-06-06 [lordjoesnow]: good i dont want any! they ruined my life

2006-06-06 [Keyta]: um..how about jelly bellys?

2006-06-06 [Caritas]: I want BOTH!!!!!!

2006-06-06 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: No! MINE! *grabs skittles and jelly beans*

2006-06-07 [Keyta]: oO take them..

2006-06-07 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: Yippy! *starts eating skittles*

2006-06-07 [Keyta]: *watchs you* odd ball lol

2006-06-08 [Caritas]: *takes them, too*

2006-06-08 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: *hits Monkey's hand with dirty flyswatter and snatches skittles* Mine! *hisses* Sorry 'bout that...

2006-06-08 [Caritas]: *goes in a coner and cries*

2006-06-08 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: Arrrgh! *stuffs skittles into box* I'm a sucker for water-works...

2006-06-08 [Caritas]: *is still crying*

2006-06-08 [Keyta]: hey your in a boy monkey an you can't get out * nibbles on a jawbraker*

2006-06-08 [lordjoesnow]: did u just put those dreaded skittles in to my box!?!? i dont want them!!!

2006-06-08 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: It's not my fault she started sobbing! Complain to her!

2006-06-09 [lordjoesnow]: *complains to her*

2006-06-09 [Keyta]: geez..

2006-06-09 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: This is getting weird... weird in a normal way... we need something strange to get things back to normal (for us)... How about... A KILLER BUTTERFLY OF ULTIMATE DOOM!

2006-06-10 [Caritas]: OKAY!

2006-06-10 [Keyta]: thye fucking suck! i HATE butterflys, they always attack me. i'll be sitting there and then one flies at me and starts to hit me oO. they try to kill me! *hides*

2006-06-10 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: What about ladybugs?

2006-06-10 [Keyta]: they are everywhere but don't attack me. they go after my friends lol

2006-06-11 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: Allies... very good... lol.

2006-06-11 [Caritas]: 00000000000000000000000000000000

2006-06-11 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: ?

2006-06-11 [Caritas]: So do you like being out of school now?

2006-06-11 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: Yes! Who wouldn't!? This probably had to be one of the worst school years yet, basically because I learned that I absolutely suck at chemistry and all my friends would not stop fighting 24/7... But now it's summer! Yayyyyy!

2006-06-11 [Caritas]: when did you end?

2006-06-11 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: Yesterday... after 3 finals... ick.

2006-06-11 [Caritas]: really? I ended May 29th.

2006-06-11 [Keyta]: i miss school...i hated when it ended. maybe becasue i cant go to town and be with my friends, and i'm forced to work with my dad.

2006-06-11 [Caritas]: oh

2006-06-11 [Keyta]: oh what? i like school lol. besides..i like goin to learn and stuff

2006-06-11 [lordjoesnow]: i finished a few weeks ago, but i still doing the gcse exams :(

2006-06-11 [Caritas]: I have no school!

2006-06-11 [Keyta]: ah. so why do you have so many exams?

2006-06-11 [Firenze]: Poor you Joe :( I know how bad it is at GCSE, have done them all myself about 2 years ago now, how many have you got left?

2006-06-12 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: GCSE exams?

2006-06-12 [Firenze]: They are a set of exams we have to take here in most parts of the UK but the full name is General Certificate of Secondary Education for more information... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Certificate_of_Secondary_Education

2006-06-12 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: Oh, they seem to be a lot like SATs (Standardized Acheivement Tests) in the US

2006-06-12 [Firenze]: We have to take them and if we don't it is hard to get a job without them...We have SATs in yr 3 (8-9), yr 6 (10-11) and in yr 9 (14-15) after that we have GCSEs and then A-Levels

2006-06-13 [lordjoesnow]: i rocked at SATs i got 554 in year 6 but 877 in year 9 :D...i got 5 more exams left, chemistry and electronics tomorow, history paper 2 on thursday, physics on friday, drama on monday...then no more compulsery education for joey :D...but of course, ill never get out of this box over the holidays

2006-06-13 [Firenze]: Cool ^_^ I finished my GCSEs back in 2004 and am repeating yr 12 and I have finished my Biology, Chemistry and Psychology exams and have started A2 now ^_^

2006-06-13 [lordjoesnow]: wow just like all my friends

2006-06-13 [Firenze]: Cool ^_^

2006-06-13 [Keyta]: damn...we don't have to take them yet

2006-06-13 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: I have to take my big SATs this year; hopefully a decent score will help me get into the collage I want

2006-06-13 [Firenze]: That is what I take A-Levels for :P

2006-06-19 [lordjoesnow]: yay schools out today :D...everyone else finished on friday but no..i had to have a drama exam on the monday..grrr :P everyone has partyd but me...

2006-06-19 [Firenze]: Awwww poor you, I don't finish until the 18th July :(

2006-06-20 [Caritas]: When do you go back?

2006-06-20 [Firenze]: I go back to college on the 6th September

2006-06-20 [Caritas]: you don't even have 2 months of summer!

2006-06-20 [Firenze]: nope just 6 weeks

2006-06-20 [Caritas]: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHY?!?!?!?!?

2006-06-20 [Firenze]: Because that is how English schools work

2006-06-20 [Keyta]: um..that could be scary..only 6 weeks

2006-06-20 [Firenze]: To be honest I wish we had longer christmas's than have 6 weeks of summer

2006-06-21 [Caritas]: Why?

2006-06-21 [Keyta]: i don't really like brakes, gives me time with my faimly an i hate my family lol.

2006-06-21 [Firenze]: We only have 2 weeks at Christmas and I would prefer it if it were longer and the summer holidays shorter...

2006-06-21 [Keyta]: i think we have like..3 months for summer and idunno for winter. oh yeah! and then we get hockey brake

2006-06-21 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: I wouldn't mind having short summer and winter breaks and only 4 days of school per week. That'd be nice...

2006-06-21 [Keyta]: damn tht would be nice

2006-06-22 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: ditto

2006-06-23 [Keyta]: well then i would reather take all school everyday then be home. i hate my house

2006-06-23 [lordjoesnow]: how can u have 3 months off all at once! its so boring!

2006-06-23 [Keyta]: it is. but yet kids here are like..sumer break come fast! no. please no

2006-06-23 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: It's nice the first few weeks, then it get boring as hell...

2006-06-24 [Caritas]: True,

2006-06-25 [Keyta]: well its oke if you have a summer job

2006-06-25 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: I'm trying to get one but no one will hire someone who has had no previous job experience!

2006-06-25 [Keyta]: well where are you tryin ot have a job at?

2006-06-26 [lordjoesnow]: i do a rocking paper round all year round, now i can do it without my breotrher and get paid double..so summer holidays arnt too bad...but still as boring as hell!

2006-06-26 [Keyta]: rocking paper?

2006-06-27 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: Let's see... a local bakery, Panera, a grocery store... anywhere there is a "Help Wanted" sign... EXCEPT for Fast Food places! I will NOT work there!

2006-06-27 [Firenze]: Yes but sometimes fast food places are the only places you can get jobs unless you work in a supermarket....a lot of my friends work in holiday camps down here but then again I live in a touristy area...

2006-06-27 [lordjoesnow]: depends...have u any mazes in ur area?

2006-06-27 [Firenze]: I live in a rural area joe, you know like Dartmoor area, down in Devon

2006-06-28 [Caritas]: What's rocking paper?

2006-06-28 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: I don't know *looks up a shoot pigeon out of the sky*

2006-06-28 [Keyta]: i only get to work on a farm..my grnadmas farm. i'm not alowed to work anywhere else

2006-06-28 [lordjoesnow]: yak yak!

2006-06-28 [Caritas]: I do Shoppers and babysitting. That's it.

2006-06-29 [lordjoesnow]: ha you have pathetic jobs

2006-06-29 [Keyta]: well you have a job that no one knows about or probly don't care lol

2006-06-29 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: I have NO job! Hence the problem... lol.

2006-06-30 [Caritas]: You guys are really mean

2006-06-30 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: No, the people that are mean are the ones who aren't hiring me!

2006-06-30 [Keyta]: yeah and my dad is mean. besides i'm not mean not all that nice sometimes

2006-06-30 [lordjoesnow]: ive already told you my job!

2006-06-30 [Keyta]: hehe i know^^

2006-06-30 [lordjoesnow]: i mite start working at somerfield too for over the holidays

2006-06-30 [Caritas]: Who cares.

2006-06-30 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: THE PIGEONS DO! ARRGH! *starts shooting randomly in the air*

2006-06-30 [Caritas]: *shoots [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]* oops! Sorry. *give you a cookie* * and kiss your booboo*

2006-07-01 [Keyta]: *lays rice on the ground and smiles* now to sit back and watch there bellys explod

2006-07-01 [Caritas]: Wow...

2006-07-01 [Keyta]: what?

2006-07-01 [lordjoesnow]: yeh that is so funny! hey! what do u call a pigeon that gets run over by a lawn mower?.........shreaded tweet :P

2006-07-02 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: *tends bullet wound* that was a lame joke... but funny nevertheless. lol.

2006-07-02 [Keyta]: that was acttully funny lol.

2006-07-02 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: Where did you come up with that one?

2006-07-02 [Caritas]: Thats was actually funny.

2006-07-02 [Keyta]: lol i can't belive i can't spell that easy word...><

2006-07-02 [Caritas]: I can't believe I did. LOL!

2006-07-02 [Keyta]: eyeah...*bites delly*

2006-07-02 [Caritas]: Thats has to hurt...

2006-07-03 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: *whaps Keyta with cardboard toob* Beware the CARDBOARD!!!

2006-07-03 [Keyta]: grr *looks down and wabbles away* ahh! pigeons at my feet!

2006-07-03 [Caritas]: RUN!

2006-07-03 [Keyta]: i cant..i'm in a cardboard toob.

2006-07-05 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: *runs off* Sorry 'bout that...

2006-07-05 [Keyta]: *looks at herslef and raises an eyebrow* is this soft cardbord?

2006-07-05 [Caritas]: Maybe?

2006-07-06 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: *throws water on Keyta* Now it is! lol.

2006-07-06 [Keyta]: *brakes free and runs way* birds!

2006-07-06 [Caritas]: LOL

2006-07-06 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: Do not run! Fight! YAHHHHHH! *sharts firing into the air*

2006-07-06 [Caritas]: *puts [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo] in a cage* You are too voilent(sp?)

2006-07-06 [Keyta]: hey i'm wet and i have birds after me..

2006-07-06 [Caritas]: *puts bird food around [Keyta]*

2006-07-07 [Keyta]: *pulls out a 243 shotgun and blows off monkey gals head* don't do that* walks away*

2006-07-07 [lordjoesnow]: *rapes monkey Gals dead body*...what? it'll start decaying soon! cant waste it..

2006-07-07 [lordjoesnow]: and get off my house!!*runs over to damp cardboard box*....*cawing noooooo!!! at the mirror* :(

2006-07-07 [Caritas]: Your sick [lordjoesnow]. I'm not even dead! And now your going to jail!

2006-07-07 [Keyta]: LOL! nice one joe. but that box is no more

2006-07-07 [Caritas]: Your sick too [Keyta]

2006-07-07 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: *starts banging tin can against bars of cage*

2006-07-08 [Caritas]: Why are you doing that?

2006-07-08 [Keyta]: no your just why to closed minded. and i'd reather be sick then act stuck up^^. *pokes delly in the cage* what are you doin in there?

2006-07-08 [Caritas]: I'm not close minded, you think something sick is funny so taht make you a sick-o.

2006-07-08 [Keyta]: yay! i'm sick-o^^

2006-07-08 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: Collectin' money... *bangs tin can louder*

2006-07-08 [lordjoesnow]: so im in a box which cant be opened which is now in jail...great..

2006-07-09 [Keyta]: *give a coin and throws it at joes box*

2006-07-09 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: Muchas Gracias... * continues to bang can* There's more of you out there! lol.

2006-07-09 [Keyta]: wait...where are wer?!

2006-07-09 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: I don't know... lol.

2006-07-09 [Keyta]: ....are we in mexico..or what oO ahh lol

2006-07-10 [lordjoesnow]: whos shagging that young lady!?

2006-07-10 [Keyta]: who? me? not tellin

2006-07-11 [lordjoesnow]: tell me!

2006-07-11 [Keyta]: why

2006-07-13 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: *throws can at lordjoesnow* Hey! Ya mind lending some help here?

2006-07-14 [Keyta]: *opens the door and steals joes box*

2006-07-14 [lordjoesnow]: eu:( *is worried*

2006-07-14 [Keyta]: *puts it on delly* what?we only have one box

2006-07-14 [Caritas]: Umm hello! I put [lordjoesnow] in a box that can only open to MY voice. Remember?

2006-07-14 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: *screams* THE PIGEON ARMY APPROACHES!!! PREPARE YOUR WEAPONS!!!

2006-07-14 [Keyta]: oops..no i didn't *hides under the box and watchs for pigeons*

2006-07-14 [Caritas]: *hold a buzuka* I WAS PERPARED!

2006-07-15 [Keyta]: *blinks* wow lol

2006-07-15 [lordjoesnow]: SAVE ME!!!!

2006-07-15 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: *shoots out lock on cage w/ BOOMSTICK* Die pigeons!!!... wait a sec... I could have gotten out of that cage at any time?...

2006-07-15 [Caritas]: No. You are still in it.

2006-07-16 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: *looks around* I am? Did it go invisible?

2006-07-16 [Keyta]: i don't think your in it...*looks out* yeah..umm

2006-07-17 [Caritas]: No, she's in it. I have the box in me pocket

2006-07-18 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: Who's box?

2006-07-19 [Keyta]: confusin sucks

2006-07-19 [Caritas]: Your box [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]! DUH!

2006-07-20 [Keyta]: but he didnt' have the box at the time so would it not be his?

2006-07-20 [lordjoesnow]: hello!?!?! im the one in the box!!!

2006-07-20 [Keyta]: sure why not lol

2006-07-21 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: cheese...

2006-07-21 [Keyta]: i'm hungry>< damn you Delly

2006-07-21 [Caritas]: *put [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo] and [lordjoesnow] in the same box and puts them in my pocket, with no escape*

2006-07-23 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: *from Monkey Gal's pocket* I found GUM!

2006-07-23 [Keyta]: ...thats wrong lol *walks around andpicks up a sling shot ahd ahits a few pigeons*

2006-07-23 [Caritas]: How did you know i have gum?

2006-07-23 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: It was in your pocket!

2006-07-23 [Keyta]: but your in a box

2006-07-23 [Caritas]: YEAH!